straight razor

n: An oldschool razor, used as a poor-man's switchblade, made famous in the film "Reservoir Dogs"

Bitch, you better start talking, else I'mo whip out my straightrazor and go "Tarantino" on your ass!

by Taichi March 25, 2005

Raizor

A cuban who hides his homosexuality by marrying a woman. He doesnt leave the house until he looks better than is wife. also known for hitting on young boys in mmoprg's

This raizor was hitting on my son and tried to make him take naked pictures of himself.

by Raizor August 27, 2008

razor balls

the burning of the nutsac after you shave your balls

i needa give a bum chunder to sooth my razon balls

by razor balls May 23, 2005

raimondo

1 (transitive verb)= to shift responsibility or blame elsewhere in front of one's boss, "pass the buck", cop out, dodge, duck, get out of, pass on, relay, slide out of.
2 (idiomatic)Raimondo's day= Blame Someone Else Day, held annually on the first Friday the 13th of the year. On that day, redirect the blame for anything to anyone besides yourself.

According to research done by the Beijing journal, Raimondo Day was invented by one Miss Lin Fo of Beijing in 1982. Her alarm clock did not go off when it was supposed to on Friday the 13th, and she overslept.

She was late for all of her appointments that day, so she had to come up with an excuse. After a few hours, Lin Fo realized telling people that her alarm clock didn't go off wasn't working out.

Lin Fo came up with other excuses to give to people that day -- blaming traffic lights, flat tires, etc. She realized she'd come up with a new idea for a holiday, and the idea caught on.

The other team raimondoed the referee rather than admitting that they had been defeated by better players.

by Mike Rossoft June 30, 2006

eye razor

When a man busts a load off and shoots directly into the eye of an unlucky female, causing an uncomfortable stinging sensation and/or blindness.

Dude: "AAGGHHHH"

Gianna: "you weren't joking with that eye razor mother fucker, I must have done something wrong to you in the past, geeezus"

by holehunting February 15, 2010

Razor Boy

- The grim reaper of cocaine addiction.

This term was offered up for the first time (I belive) in the Steely Dan song 'The Boston Rag' in 1973.

"Will you still have a song to sing when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy things away? Will you still be singing it on that cold and windy day."

by Kevin Kemp May 25, 2006

pissing razor blades

When someone contracts a form of VD. The infection cause a burning sensation when urinating (peeing, pissing). Usually cleared up with a trip to the doctor.

1)I messed around with that white girl from the club but she was nasty. She gave me VD, had me pissing razor blades in the morning.

2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.

3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.

by N Alleem April 24, 2007