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Raccoon

An older woman, usually 55-60 years of age and up, who clad themselves in excessive amounts of jewelry. They can easily be identified by the gold ring/s one that adorn every finger. Their favorite haunts are pawn shops, flea markets and the QFC shopping channel. A curious side to the Raccoon's fondness of shiny objects, is their penchant for being heavily perfumed. If you ever find yourself between a showcase of shiny objects and a charging, glassy-eyed raccoon, you can try the time tested diversion by shouting "jewelry sale across the street!" This may buy you just enough time to escape a certain, glittering, Oil of Olay scented demise.
You'll know a Raccoon when you see one...
by AxisOfSmeagol October 24, 2012
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Raccoon

I know what you’re talking about keint and yes I have a raccoon
by Hahahahdhhfidnfurnfig June 7, 2018
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Rabid Raccoon

When a guy ejaculates all over a girls mouth / lip area and when she is staring up at you you punch her in both her eyes - thus resembling the eye wear of a raccoon along with the foaming mouth area
I was with Mary last week and I performed the Rabid Raccoon. Her eyes are finally back to normal
by GSP_15 October 26, 2010
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Tailless Raccoon

Tailless Raccoon (n.) - When a man is dispensing anal sex to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his dick stuck in her ass.
Ex. 1 - "Dude last night I was doin my wife in the ass but she pulled a tailless raccoon on me.. I was stuck like that for 3 hours!"

Ex. 2 - "Honey, take that cock out of my ass before I pull a tailless raccoon on you."
by Heartagram01 November 28, 2005
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the racoon

a sex move in which the man shits on his hands and wipes it around the girls eyes making her look like a racoon
dude look at that girl, i just gave her the racoon
by dumpster4436 February 4, 2007
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raccoon eggs

Sup dude, why are you acting like Raccoon eggs?
by Soy06 September 24, 2018
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Racoon'd

râ-kôôn'd - Any portion of a motor vehicle becoming damaged.
Used esspecially when the incident occurs to, at or on the way from the racetrack. Not necessarily pertaining to contacting a live animal at speed.
"Oh did you see that? His wheel is Racoon'd!"

History - Danno struck a racoon traveling home from a day of Autocrossing. The result was a severly damaged exhaust system.
by Matty_EG June 20, 2007
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