Proxyldaphiba

To be in a state of innebriation where you crave a food or object.

To be proxyldaphibic

Jess: Man, I would do terrible things for a kebab right now.
Zac: You've got Proxyldaphiba pretty hard, eh?
Jess: SO Proxyldaphibic.

by belchpit July 2, 2011

pyrobotany

the art (or compulsion to) of setting plants on fire

i'm into pyrobotany. i grow it and then i burn it

by pyrobotanist March 10, 2012

proxyshame

Feeling shame or embarassment for another person when they don't seem to have the sense to be embarassed by their own actions or words.

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There is a word in German, "FREMDSCHÄMMEN" which means the same thing, however, I noticed a niche that needed to be filled for English speakers.

There are so many eejits on Britain's Got Talent, that I feel myself in a constant state of proxyshame whilst watching.

by irretardulous October 20, 2012

proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.

My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.

by landbaby1 November 1, 2013

pyrocalphobia

Pyro-cal-phobia:

- The fear of burning calories

That dude is such a fat lazy bag of crap, he got the pyrocalphobia.

by DJ Law July 8, 2014

Proxydexterous

The offloading of work to someone else. A person who is Proxydexterous is adept at passing off work to the hands of others. This will often be disguised or explained as delegation but is more likely to be exploitation of seniority or some other point of leverage

"The boss just dumped another pile of his work on my desk for me to do..."

"Yes, he does that to me too, he certainly puts his proxydexterous talent to frequent use"

by Skalyw@g August 26, 2014

proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.

Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.

by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015