puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018

Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.

Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Puerto Ricans Are Welcomed In CUba If They Believe In Typing Testimoials, Exclusively On A Keyboard<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Puerto Ricans Are Welcomed In CUba If They Believe In Typing Testimoials, Exclusively On A Keyboard<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Puerto Rican Polly

Getting rammed with a tropical fruit right up the kisser

My bitch wife got a Puerto Rican polly from the fluff haired bartender down at the beach

by Disgruntled Husband March 24, 2025

Puerto Rican pedicure

When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.

I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels

by Tapcount November 17, 2016

Puerto Rican Pound Cake

A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.

I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.

by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Are Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Are Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Are Puerto Rican And Dominican

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025