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Jaydaa Price

The best person you’ll ever met! She’s a ride or die & a good youtuber! make sure to subscribe @jaydaaprice ❤️
Have you watched the new YouTube video Jaydaa Price made ?
by bigjaydaawaydaa February 14, 2022
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recent average price

Long version of RAP. The shit thotties sell their nudes for.

Basically the value of a limited in everyone's favourite lego game, roblox.
rohoe : Selling nudes for RAP / Recent average price
by Vortexture September 24, 2017
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Pillsbury Baking Process

In today's day and age we don't have time to do our daily activities. We must learn to multitask in order to be as efficient as possible. How could one possibly expand their anus and make Pillsbury brand biscuits at the same time if not by the use of the Pillsbury Baking Process. The goal of the process is simple; it is not only to stretch out ones rectum, but also to bake some nice, crispy Pillsbury brand biscuits in the meantime.

The steps are as follows:

Step 1: Insert an unopened tin container of Pillsbury Brand Biscuits up your anus, be sure to open the sphincter to avoid causing damage.

Step 2: Once the tin is entirely submerged within the lining of your anus, go for an extensive period of exercise. Go for a run, a mountain bike adventure, or whatever your heart desires. The goal is to raise your internal body temperature.
Step 3: During the height of your workout, if all steps of the process were done correctly you will hear a significant *pop* sound. Do not worry. This is natural as the tin has opened thanks to the significant increase in pressure due to the increase in surrounding temperature.
Step 4: Let the biscuits drop onto the floor and be prepared to enjoy your new anus AND your fresh biscuits.
Son: Mother, I heard a popping noise come from your tuchus, did you happen to break your hip?
Mother: Do not be afraid, young child. For I was just using the Pillsbury Baking Process to craft some rolls for our family dinner on this fine evening. Would you like one?
Son: Oh hell yeah I love booty biscuits.
Mother: Well thanks to the Pillsbury Baking Process they'll slide right out.
by Not Jung God October 2, 2018
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A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer or SQUIP for short is a gray oblong pill containing a micro super computer from japan, that when eatten, it travels through your blood till it implants itself in your brain. Once in your brain, it appears as an avatar, with it being any thing, whether it be Keanu Reeves, Batman, A anime cat girl and more that user decides. It uses algorithms to figure out how to raise yourself in the social latter in life for say, whether it be being popular in school, or making it to broadway.
Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer, your SQUIP
by LonleyWeeb November 26, 2020
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aZn pRyDe

hard-headed teenagers who think being asian is something cool enough to show off to EVERYBODYY and infect the whole internet with their lameness and worthlessness

being proud is cool, but asians make it lame by overdoing it
xxo0cUtExLilxAzn0oxx: wHo wUdnT wAnT 2 B aZn?? wE hAb dA bEsT SNs!!!
xXkPxgAnGsTaXx: hAyAn sAraM f0 sHiZzLy
by hairyfeet January 4, 2004
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price of chickens in Bulgaria

When someone makes a stupid/unrelated point, ask them what it has to do with the price of chickens in Bulgaria. It just sounds clever:) ...ish.
Person 1: *Completely unrelated comment*
Person 2: What's that got to do with the price of chickens in Bulgaria?
by Spencer* August 14, 2006
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aZn pRyDe

its when ur asian. aNd jOo tYpE lYkE dIz
and u think your black but you boast about being asian. not all asians are bad. but they really need to stop talking like their black because theyre not.
azn guy: yO aZn PrYde till I dYe, Fo shizzle! ma nizzle dizzle!
me: i hope you get ebola one day. you dirtbag
azn guy: wut fOO?! dOnT bEe hAtin~! FuCc yOo *signs off on aim*
by raucous August 16, 2004
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