Professor

1. Someone who secretly thinks he is dumb, and dedicates his life to making other people, usually impressionable young women, think he is smart using financial coercion and ultimatums.

2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.

Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?

Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.

...

Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?

Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?

by im so damn bored June 3, 2011

the professor

Street Balla from the And1 Mixtape Tour.

The professor just crosses a whole buncha cats and jaded them all.

by hitokiri October 4, 2003

Projectory

In a business environment, the path a project will take on its way to completion.

If the projectory doesn't change, the new product will not launch by August..

by LoTekJunky May 24, 2009

projectory

A forward looking statement about a businesses growth. The projecton of the trajectory.

"The third quarter has an optimistic projectory."

"Great, let's circle back to the synergy. It's all about communication"

by businesspete December 20, 2018

Projectory

Projected trajectory.

If Natick High School and Mansfield High School remain on the current projectory they will meet in the playoffs. Tailgate at Leiderman's.

by DotMeat October 29, 2019

protest warriors

Self-absorbed arrogant pricks who assume they are superior to regular protestors for some fake reason.

"We're Protest Warriors! Because we protest Protestors!"
"So you're a protestor?"
"No, Protest WARRIOR."

by Mike January 21, 2005

war protester

rich white college kids who have been brainwashed by their hippie college professors into believing in communism/socialism or get this "anarchy"....

yeah i go to college to learn how to become an "anarchist" and then we all meet and vote on how to have the most effective protest

see word ignorance

by fuck off you pussies April 17, 2004