prostitutes

98% of the females you see walking around in Schenectady.

even the lil old grannies with walkers are prostitutes in Skank-ectady!!

by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway December 3, 2007

prostitute

A person (normally a woman) who is paid to have sex. The payment could range from pencils to diamonds, but it is usually money.

Bully: The only person that will fuck you is a prostitute!

Man: That girl's hot! I wonder if she's a prostitute.

Girl: I'm 15 and I want a baby! I already applied to be a prostitute!

by BleachCola July 23, 2012

prostitutor

A person employed to educate and have sexual relations. The tutoring sessions usually have a happy ending.

Chip: Dude you want to go to the district tonight?

Dale: No man, I can't. I am failing spanish so my prostitutor is coming tonight. It is going to be a long night.

Chip: Alright, be sure to rubber up dude.

by soothsayer90 June 8, 2011

The Prostitute Scoot

A line-dancing maneuver frequently employed by call girls.

I thought the bumping and grinding was sexy, but then she busted out the Prostitute Scoot and I lost my mind.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

Virtual Prostitution

An activity in which one engages in sexual activity with another person, whom neither have ever seen/met in real life before. Usually the two meet online.

Guy 1: Dude! I offered to trade money for one of my online friends' love yesterday!

Friend: That's virtual prostitution, man.

by Ai Run January 3, 2014

Prosticon

One of a race of evil Robot Prostitutes that travel through space and time, fighting their good counterparts, the Whorebots. Usually is coin-operated but often accepts credit/debit. Hurts a lot more than other prostitutes when it drills you.

1. So that massage chair I sat in that was so good? It turned out to be a Prosticon!

by razorninja February 23, 2008

promstitute

A person, usually one of the female variety, who comes off as a major slut at a prom party by either:

1) Wearing a very skimpy, inappropriate dress
2) Dancing in a very sexual manner with partner
3) Stealing other partners
4) Fucking around during prom, or
5) All of the above.

Girl: Oh my god, look at that girl, she is dressed like a total promstitute.

Boy: Oh dude, did you totally see that promstitute dancing in the techno room? I'd totally tap that!

by PJ Queen May 31, 2009