Preston

A guy who will stick a marker up right in is pants and try to get you to look.

Guy: Preston stuck a marker in his pants?
Girl: He is cute, tho.

by e24273012h March 31, 2022

Preston

Preston is a guy who just knows.

Preston: Did you know that there are types of Orcas that attack boats and purposely pull of the rudders?
Jasmine: Really? How do you know this?
Preston: haha, It's just something I know

by Jaztastical November 3, 2023

preston

the ugliest name in existance

hey preston, wanna press a ton

by EraserJam December 25, 2022

Preston

Preston is an amazing person who deserves the best in the entire world! They have the best humor along with the best art! And may I add they’re really pretty?

“Hey have you heard of Preston?”
“Yes! They’re the most incredible person to ever exist! They deserve the #1 best person ever reward!”

by ExhaustedRichie May 31, 2021

Preston

Preston is really arrogant and is mean and is fake and is very dirty minded

Don’t be friends with Preston

by CookieXlover March 13, 2022

Preston

A Preston is the type of person who can’t seem to get their ding-a-ling bricked up, even with the hottest of girls. This guy usually comes in last place at most anything he does and loves to drink their own pee. Preston’s are their own breed of weird people.

Wow, I can’t believe that guy was so weird, the way he drank that pee was so Preston.

by Cracked out pickle September 26, 2023

Preston Tregoo

A gay guy who likes taking it up the arse and takes mens booties

John: "Where is my booty?"
Matthew Cassidy: "Preston Tregoo took it"

by newgreaetr April 29, 2025