pressure drop

when a man has not been sexually relived for a long time and his balls ache from the resulting pressure, and when he is relived, it is called 'pressure drop'.

Jake had not been laid in a long time and needed a pressure drop.

by The Mighty Sparrow May 2, 2005

Jukebox Pressure

The pressure one feels when choosing songs to play that the whole bar will like.

Jukebox pressure caused me to play "Sweet Child of Mine" when I really wanted to hear some Sinatra.

by Nick Druga February 14, 2007

P2P Pressure

Peer pressure, given over peer 2 peer file sharing software with chatrooms.

After admitting he had given up smoking the day before, I P2P Pressured him into buying a pack of cigarettes, in the chatrooms of soulseek.

by Desecration-Smile July 26, 2010

All Round Pressure Club

The All Round Pressure Club is an exclusive fraternity enjoyed by gentlemen who have their Brown Wings.

The name is derived from the continuous circle of pressure applied by the human anal sphincter which is quite distinct from that of the vagina which, particularly for ladies with a fair amount of wear and tear, has a distinctive H shaped channel which unhelpfully expands as stimulation proceeds.

Lew: Hey Jerry that was some fucking row coming from your apartment last night. I thought someone was being murdered. What the fuck was going on?
Jerry: I got me brown wings, fella. There was collateral damage.
Lew: Get in. Another member of the All Round Pressure Club.

"Elementary my Dear Watson", said Holmes, "the suspect's carefree demeanour, hearty appetite and cheerful countenance merely serves to confirm my suspicion that he is a fully paid up member of the All Round Pressure Club" - Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Pummeled Hoop.

by goody5 December 10, 2010

High blood pressure titties

When a woman has really huge breasts and a huge body to match, it usually means she has high blood pressure due to all the added weight. These women are generally very good cooks and like to eat even more.

Louise Jefferson from The Jeffersons had some really big high blood pressure titties

by megoguhrl May 6, 2011

deal with my tire pressure when I get home

Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.

Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.

by Riche9889 October 13, 2011

pressure wash

When skidmarks are left on the bottom of the bowl from taking a crap and you use your pee stream to clean the bowl.

Mark: Dude, I left a massive skid in the john.
Rick: Well, just pressure wash it!
Mark: I can't! I pissed before I dropped a duece!

by jubilantham August 22, 2007