early birthday present

A present given prior to the actual birthday

Here is an early birthday present because I appreciate you

by Mikk15 December 8, 2019

The Class Presentation

Whenever going to give a presentation the student gets a massively sturdy rock hard erection. Whenever getting noticed he goes into the act of violently dry humping his desk, which then leads to a massive ejaculation due to the hard stimulus from the wooden desk.

Yea man I gave "The Class Presentation" Monday morning

by g_dongz August 25, 2020

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE

I (EYE) (AYE) Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and Y0U

UU YU YOO YOOOH!!!! have the LEFT to be HEAR.

AARON WATSON TAKAFUL , when EAST MEETS WEST .PERFECT TELEPATHY. (IT'S DOWN THERE AIREADY).

URBAN DICTIONARY MUSIC LIBRARY SEGMENT PART OF DEFINITION....(NEW SUBDIVISION ...SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI NEW FEATURE)

H(AI) H(A)I ROGER HODGSON OF SUPERTRAMP

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE I (EYE) (AYE)Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and you UU YU UOO YOOOH have the LEFT to be HEAR.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 19, 2021

Actually Working On Our Presentation

Actually Working On Our Presentation is about actually working on our presentation, instead of writing urban dictionary articles. It is about doing work and not doing some procrastination bullshit.

"Hey bitch, start actually working on our presentation. No, you can't put me in your dumbass urban dictionary bullshit."

by SayHiToYourMotherForMeSheIsHot February 14, 2022

loneliness in the presence of company

when you're around others, yet you can't seem to feel like you are

you feel the same as you did when you were lying in your bed, unable to move from the overwhelming sense of loneliness

when you're with your friends and they might ask why you're so quiet, they ask "are you ok?"
you smile and say yeah :) I'm great...

you don't know what's wrong with you and you wish you could make it stop, but it seems impossible

you wish all those people around you could help but the ringing is too loud, and you can't ask for help

meanwhile, you're wishing with all your heart that you could feel like you're not alone

ethan jewell has a great album called loneliness in the presence of company.

by I’m finally breathing October 9, 2022

Hottest person in the world past, present, and future

Justin Watt

I just had a date with the hottest person in the world past, present, and future.

Who? Justin Watt?

by Luckiestgirlever January 31, 2022

Preheated oven

When you fart into a blanket and then give it to someone while the smell is still in it.

My wife kept trying to take the blanket from me on the couch so I gave her a preheated oven.

by Nemes1sr230 December 6, 2016