postmordial

Postmordial - (poēst-more-deeal)

The state of being, after birth.

Before he was born, shawty was in that primordial goop. But now he’s airing his shit out bein all postmordial n shi.

by 1v3rs3n June 12, 2023

Mama Possum

A slang form of people named Macaulay. This man is incredibly sloth like and spends most of his time in front of XBOX and playing with action figures. He is commonly noticed staring at girls from a distance, and may suddenly appear behind you without notice coming from the shadows. If bitten by him, check for rabies.

Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.

Girl 1 says, "Oh my gosh look at the guy staring at me. He is such a Mama Possum!!"

Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"

Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.

by Wildboyz July 24, 2009

First Possum

The Kenyan Beaver.

Barack says Michelle is the first Possum he ever ate.

by Rhotundra July 28, 2011

keylime possum

A strippers Musky virgina after an entire shift of vigorous pole dancing and excessive sweating that has been unsuccessfully covered up with an extra douse of French hooker perfum resulting in a sweet but excessively tangy smell

Damn Russ that girl's got one hell of a keylime possum.

That smells like a keylime possum.

by Window licker February 12, 2014

sand possum

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.

Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.

by cornbear June 27, 2017

Feeding the Possums

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.

Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"

by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010

ur dad postman pat

Better than every insult.

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.

by Mattyholden May 20, 2018