by quackerflack April 22, 2021
A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.
Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.
by Barrack Bush July 08, 2014
A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.
by RoRo2992 July 15, 2008
by Senior officer ballz May 10, 2018
by BP oil spill May 11, 2015
Front Porch Philosophy is the practice of inviting friends over to one's house for the explicit activity of drinking a few beers and discussing philosophical and spiritual topics. Coined by the Colorado journalist Stephanie DeCamp, the phrase can also be used to define a series of conversations held by a recurring host.
This week I decided to invite a former street-preacher, an atheist nanny and an acupuncturist over to my balcony for some Front-Porch Philosophy. I think the goal will be to discuss anything but religion.
by justanotherravenclaw July 30, 2011
When the crazy you are seeing/dating/fucking stalks you to point that he/she is standing on your back porch "to talk".
Man, I had back porch crazy at my place, wanting to talk about our future. I was freakin' out and hid the bunny.
by TheTruthandWisdom January 21, 2017