Poptarded

A term to describe someone fat and retarded.
Noun: Poptard

Timmy: Paul is such a fucking poptarded idiot.
Paul: Hey I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Timmy: see!?

by Areallyqwertyman March 22, 2025

Poptart

A nickname for Cameron Erickson

“Cameron Erickson was acting like a poptart”

by Tybr8kr November 1, 2025

Poptard

A retard who eats Poptarts excessively.

Hey look, Cleo's eating Poptarts again! What a Poptard.

by Starfighter8299 December 10, 2025

Popophonic Popster

(noun) The nick-name of a kind man that lives in downtown Philadelphia.

We enjoyed the hospitality provided by the delightful Popophonic Popster last Saturday.

by Kelly OD in NYC November 7, 2006

Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014