Pole Searching

Similar to soul searching, except a young male does so with his penis. Involves having sexual intercourse with many, many different and interesting women with the goal of young man discovering his likes and dislikes concerning the opposite sex.

After ten long, audacious years of pole searching, Joe finally concluded that he found overweight, middle-aged women the most enjoyable company.

by furloaf December 19, 2011

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

choking pole

Performing fellatio

I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016

Skull Pole

Neck, nape, scruff, collar.

In red rage Mr Holt bellowed at the fuel attendant, “We don’t say petrol, we say GAS you pommy cunt!” while strangling the poor man’s skull pole.

by Noa Lee September 24, 2021

George Pole

The tight end for the San Francisco 49ers often to be confused as “George Kittle”…. Once he gets into “The zone” he is widely regarded by those around him as George Pole due to his Humongous genitalia that reveals itself on the bulge of his football pants which is also known as his “Pole”

Oh wow, did you see George Pole put up 23 fantasy points against the Washington football team! Thank god I started him this week

by Girthquake123 November 23, 2021

pole-hole

n. An ungodly huge vagina, cunt, clit, lip, anything loosly related to the female gentalia.

She had such a huge pole-hole.

by nick "likes it rough and rugged" baucom November 20, 2003

Pole Turtle

a. A turtle that can sometimes be seen on top of a tall pole in the Midwest. When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:

Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
It must not know what to do now that it's up there.
And what asshole put it up there in the first place?
b. Can refer to a person similar questions can be applied to.

Tim: Wow, Sara Palin's an idiot.
Alex: Yeah, she's a total pole turtle.

by Sugarfreepixiestick December 9, 2008