Pole Searching

Similar to soul searching, except a young male does so with his penis. Involves having sexual intercourse with many, many different and interesting women with the goal of young man discovering his likes and dislikes concerning the opposite sex.
After ten long, audacious years of pole searching, Joe finally concluded that he found overweight, middle-aged women the most enjoyable company.
by furloaf December 18, 2011
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pole holster

A fallacious individuals oral cavity.
She just wouldn't be quiet so I told her to shut her pole holster.
by A.H. Hanks February 09, 2014
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Sailor's Pole

The act of sticking a metal pole up a person's ass while dressed in a sailor outfit.
John Fajit wants to give Alexis a nice Sailor's Pole, but she wants it from Daniel instead...
by SoppingOyster January 15, 2014
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bieber pole

The marquee of a recently retired barber wherein a new female stylist has taken up work. Only having been trained in certain areas of the craft, all men young and old walk out of the establishment resembling Justin Bieber.
Willy: "Hey Jack! I noticed your new hairstyle, where'd you get that fresh mop?"
Jack: "Just look for that bieber pole at 5th and Main, Willy."
by userabuser August 15, 2012
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pole jelly

When a mans penis becomes shinny with the lubricant of a woman’s vag..... hence giving the appearance of jelly on toast.
Ol sweet dick willie out there getting that good pole jelly after the roping.
by Sweetdickwilli3 August 05, 2019
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Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.
Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you
by PussyMuncher345 April 04, 2017
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pole-hole

n. An ungodly huge vagina, cunt, clit, lip, anything loosly related to the female gentalia.
She had such a huge pole-hole.
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