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Sun Poisoning

When sassy pretty girls are jealous because their extremely handsome boyfriends are tanner than they are.
Sasha has sun poisoning, she's too pale
by meisterbates April 12, 2011
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poisoned

1. To be intoxicated by alkaloids, carcinogens, or radioactive substances.

2. To be loved by the Queen.

3. Ultimate Assassin's very own castrator of out of control males.

4. 'The most wonderful girl in the world.'

5. 'Pure awesomeness.'
'Hey guys,
Who's up for Vegas?'
by Poisoned January 10, 2004
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Mercury poisoning

The correct name for the disease casually known as "AIDS".
Thanks to Freddie Mercury, AIDS will forever be known as Mercury poisoning.
by SeattleJQueen April 3, 2009
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Fresh Air Poisoning

An explanation for the current practice of parents keeping their kids inside all the time. These are the same kids who have allergies to everything because they have no immunity to anything. These kids are McChildren for the most part. This is also called grass poisoning and sunshine poisoning.
All these fat kids with allergies have suffered from fresh air poisoning.
by New English January 21, 2009
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poison

a really glamd out band in the80s. They are not metal i repeat NOT METAL!!! one of them is a judge on nashville star! they wre to much makep. what girl(or guy?) would ever sleep with them? I personally could not be with a man that wears more makeup tha me.
That girl is wearing tooo much makeup. she looks a band member from Poison.
by mrs yuck March 27, 2005
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Freddie Mercury Poisoning

Noun:
Slang

Freddie Mercury poisoning is a sexually transmittable contagious virus also known as HIV, that can lead to AIDS.

Freddie Mercury Poisoning is interchangeable for either HIV or AIDS.
The term is derived from the musician, lead singer of the band Queen, Freddie Mercury and his passing due to complications of having AIDS. Since HIV can become AIDS It is included in what Freddie Mercury Poisoning is.

Other related words:
Skinny, ninja, silent killer, prison plague, human immuno virus, and aquired immunodeficiency syndrome.
Man I heard Charlie Sheen got Freddie Mercury Poisoning!

Man: Doc I been feeling kinda off lately almost like I have the flu.

Doctor: Well we can run some blood tests and take a few swabs and see if anything comes from it.

-Sometime later-
Doctor: So the tests have come back and... you have Freddie Mercury Poisoning.

Man: Wait what? Freddie Mercury died of.... Ah shit!!
by Fredrick Quicksilver December 24, 2018
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poison pussy stab

using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker
that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab
by chip April 21, 2004
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