Polish Holiday

A day at work when the boss/supervisor is at home or absent.

Tom: My good co-worker friend Nick, did you hear? The Boss isn't coming in today!
Nick: Sweet. Polish Holiday!

Ken: Break out the Kielbasa and Pierogies

by tdood August 18, 2009

polish her peanut

To rub a woman's clitoris with copious amounts of salvia, employing the index finger in small circular motion to elicit ejaculation.

That bitch takes up the shitpipe but only if you polish her peanut first. See shitpipe

by Dr Love Monster July 11, 2006

Polish Waterhorse

A sexual reference used to mess with annoying high school girls.

Yo bro, that girl Sophie is being annoying, tell her to give you a Polish Waterhorse.

by YouWishYouWereATrojan December 26, 2010

Polish Facial

A sexual act where one's face is covered in snow and then urinated on by one or more participants.

Mary covered her face with snow and Jim and his brothers gave her a Polish Facial and urinated on her until she was steamy hot. Mary loved the hot and cold sensations as the snow was blasted off by the hot piss.

by Beaner October 28, 2010

Polish Hitchhiker

When your wife,girlfriend or significant other bends, over you sneak behind them. While they are bent over,go between their legs and using your hitchhiker thumb start from the crotch to the rear saying " Need a ride".

My wife got all excited because I gave her a Polish Hitchhiker when she wasn't expecting it.

by Mattslappy September 20, 2013

Polynesian Polish

Receiving a blow job while on holiday in the Hawaiian islands from a local polynesian. This act is most notably done on the beach or under a palm tree.

"Hey, did you hear about how Nick got a polynesian polish on the marching band trip to Hawaii?

by fernfrenzy June 18, 2009

Polish Hand Grenade

The act of catching a fart in your hand, then throwing it in some ones face. Usually followed by a look of disgust by the one who was hit.

Pat just hit me in the face with a polish hand grenade and now i a going to throw up.

by Wignigg December 9, 2008