ditch the plastic

Commonly associated with train hopping culture, ditch the plastic refers to a great escape through hitchhiking.

Leaving behind the false comforts of a society run by suits and corporate robots.
I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit, I'm gonna ditch the plastic with a few friends.
by 9th August 31, 2018
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plastic rider

A plastic rider is a person who rides a motorcycle and acts like they are a tough bikie! They are the all talk, know-it-all, been on a bike for 10 mins, whingy riders. They’re the reason the code is dying... They look after themselves, act tough but run away from a fight and have no loyalty to anyone. They also like to stick their nose into other people’s business and they are usually vegans.
“Man, look at that bloke, he reckons he’s tough!”
“Yeah, just another plastic rider.”
by Coondawgs April 21, 2020
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Plastic cookie

The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH

not ment to be cruel
Uhhh. HUSBAND! I uhhh gave... PLASTIC COOKIE TO BABY
by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016
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plastic rocket

When someone does something big that turns out to be a disappointment, like a shitty plastic rocket that goes into the air only to turn out into nothing.
Jerry's date with Tiffany turned out to be a plastic rocket.
by YungBillyJet December 17, 2016
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plastic dinosaur

something u shove in someone's dick
person 1: hey
person2: hey
person 1: want a plastic dinosaur in ur in dick
person2: why not
by nessie-bitch November 21, 2020
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Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.
My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."
by TheDigitalRealist August 28, 2021
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Plastic Tootles

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.
Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night

Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business

Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral
by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019
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