A murder-suicide.
Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019
Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary recently?
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.
by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019
Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.
by stonydaman April 05, 2021
Bill: Did you see the pens-flyers game last night?
Bob: Yeah, the pens won 5-0. Crosby had a hat trick and two assists.
Bill: Man it must suck to be a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Bob: It sure does.
Bob: Yeah, the pens won 5-0. Crosby had a hat trick and two assists.
Bill: Man it must suck to be a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Bob: It sure does.
by Hockeytown19 November 26, 2022
by cmc24 February 19, 2024
The act of placing one’s testicles into the freshly gaped butthole of your sexual partner, to which they clench their sphincter and eject your balls and scrotum with such force that it makes an audible “POP”.
A treat for sadomasochists and Greek connoisseurs.
There is no agreed upon origin of the term “Philadelphia Popper” only that the term has been used since atleast the 1970s mainly in men’s room trash talk and dive bar banter.
A treat for sadomasochists and Greek connoisseurs.
There is no agreed upon origin of the term “Philadelphia Popper” only that the term has been used since atleast the 1970s mainly in men’s room trash talk and dive bar banter.
“Hey bro I hear you went home with Candace last night, did she slob on your knob?”
“Even better, I gave her the ole Philadelphia popper! My Balls still hurt like a bitch!”
“Broooooo I thought I smelled shit!”
*chestbump*
“Even better, I gave her the ole Philadelphia popper! My Balls still hurt like a bitch!”
“Broooooo I thought I smelled shit!”
*chestbump*
by DaRealBigBoss May 13, 2022
Philadelphia 500 is something for members of the “community” to be proud proud of .
The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500
The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500
The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
by Pro stock November 25, 2021