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premature jumpulation

A term used in volleyball when the hitter attempts to spike the ball, but jumps too early - resulting in a loss of the point.
Man, we would have won that game if it wasn't for your premature jumpulation.
by Piper808 November 23, 2007
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Premature Cookie

Person 1 - "Dude, I want something good but doesn't take any effort in making it."
Person 2 - "What about some premature cookies?
by bdc947856 January 11, 2009
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Premature Chip

A chip which hasn't been cooked properly. It stands out from all the rest as it isn't as golden and tasty as the others and genrally doesn't get eaten.
"Oh gosh, i think I just ate a premature chip."

"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"

"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"
by bubblez119944 February 18, 2009
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Premature Sendulation

The sending of a text message mid-thought or before reaching the desired conclusion.
text to friend: "heh, wanna mee"

reply text: "huh?"

text to friend: "sorry, had a premature sendulation. Wanna meet for lunch?"
by Frisco Babe July 27, 2009
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premature edrunkulation

When yor arrive early for an event to have a few drinks so you are nice and buzzed for the event, but your buzz wears off before the event. For example: he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.
he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.
by T. McGinty May 10, 2011
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Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.
Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!
by Adathorrules January 12, 2012
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Premature detonation

similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.
*enters the bathroom*
OH FUCK, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! damm the premature detonation
by Anister October 19, 2012
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