robbie parker

someone who is by nature a good lover

"Oh my god! I hooked up with Greg last night and he is such a robbie parker!"

by Oliver Heslop March 31, 2009

hotter than a two peckered goat

horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.

Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

pecker

the penis(see also, cock, pecker tracks, peckerwood, and peckerhead)

His pecker was sore because he masturbated too much.

by Light Joker December 5, 2004

pecker tongs

Your filthy, digusting hands.

Keep your pecker tongs off of my tater tots!

by jeff74033 April 21, 2008

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horrocks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016

ghost pecker

A dick} that's been in your woman that you'll never know about. This usually happens when an Armed Forces member is on deployment, giving his wife months or even years of stress-free dick on the side without fear of getting caught.

Something you can never prove existence of unless you've got cameras set up or your loved one owns up to it.

Soldier #1: "Hey man, you hear about Lewis? He fucked some guy up and got put in the brig."

Soldier #2: "Yeah, I heard he found out about some ghost pecker his wife got while we were gone and went off.."

by Salusa February 19, 2007

little pecker

1) an annoying thin little boy who tries to brag about being the best at everything

2) an extremely small penis that is unable to function properly in pleasing females or males

1) he think's he's great, but really, he's just a little pecker

2) damn, i don't even feel this little pecker

(andrew)

by Big Pimpin in the Hood September 3, 2005