penile

relates to penis

Person: I just used penile enlargement

by childporn April 22, 2025

Penultimex

Your penultimate ex partner, or the ex partner that came before your most recent ex partner. Useful for specifying which ex you're referring to.

Am I over my ex yet? Man I'm not even over my penultimex.

by ale_of_coke June 21, 2025

semi-penultimate

Third to last.

The cars are just going into the semi-penultimate lap.

by Thorongil June 18, 2013

Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.

Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder

by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017

charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine

Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah

by lump420 July 13, 2019

sky.pendleton19

its my Instagram, follow it so I can start a new buisness!

it would mean a lot 🥺✌🏻

person1: are you following sky.pendleton19?

person2: no why?

person1: follow them, they need active followers to start there buisness

by pendletwxt April 19, 2021

Rabbi Penile Secretions

A bussin online video gamer who is fine asf, but has a micro penis. Can be used as an insult.

You are acting like RABBI PENILE SECRETIONS right now

by Rabbi penile secretions September 10, 2022