pedophile

when someone says they would smash a baby.

adrián is a pedophile for commenting “smash” on a picture of a baby.

by antwasbanned February 21, 2022

pedophilic

being a pedophile
-molly

child porn is pedophilic
-bean head

by Billyw31 March 12, 2021

Pedophile

Somebody who hits on family

I'm not a pedophile

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. April 26, 2023

Pedophile

Everyone is one to a degree, but nobody wants to admit it.

Everyone is a pedophile.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh October 28, 2024

Pedophile

If you think you are one, you are not

Pedophile-ocd is the leading cause of suicidal thoughts in teenage/younger men.

by Hello-553669 April 27, 2025

Pedophile

Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter

Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile

by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022

pedophile

There are a lot of dangerous and sick types of people in the world, but someone who sexually assaults children

Person 1 Hey, why was Swarup Panigrahy arrested?

Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.

Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!

Person 2 Why?

Person 3 I'm an offending pedophile - I noncd a kid!

by akshayvt April 26, 2022