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"Mah Parents" Kid 

A neo-generation of white people (male and female) 13-28 who wear flat-billed hats, diamond stud earrings, baggy and sagging pants, and cut off tanktops. Their definition is coined by their common and excessive complaining about their parents whom are likely trying to help them. They can be seen listening to Mac Miller, Asher Roth, MGK, Drake, Lil' Wayne, and the like. They're frequent marijuana users and also likely smoke. Often seen in Pontiac Grand Ams/ Grand Prixs from the years 1997 to 2008, The typical "Mah Parents" Kid has likely replaced the stock speakers with an aftermarket JBL sound kit that their parents bought for them.
Logan: Hey man did you see that "Mah Parents" Kid in there?

Cody: Yeah he was buying the new Wiz Kahlifa album with the money his parents gave him to pay for lunch.

Logan: Yeah sounds about right.
"Mah Parents" Kid by LogiBogy December 18, 2012
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Jamaican Parents 

A group of psychopathic people from the island nation of Jamaica that tend to display bipolar behavior. They can be extremely harsh towards their kids, due to slightly misplaced morals adopted from their tough island background.
Jamaican Parents believe that financial support is synonymous with parenting.

How to make your parents proud 

You probably just made your parents upset or mad and searched this up just so you don't feel disappointed anymore, I feel ya.
My dad just yelled at me for "breaking" a trumpet so I searched "how to make your parents proud" into the urban dictionary.

Homophobic parents 

ASSHOlES that don’t except there kid ur valid
Homophobic parents by River_kid57 November 21, 2021

chinese parents

Chimese parent should are mostly super stricken parents that will karate chop you to chinayou don't get less than an A+
My chinese parents will karate chop me back to china next week

my parents did me dirty 

So, my parents did me dirty means that, in most cases, your parents think they are good to even excellent parents. However, let’s be absolutely real here. They were not. They were narcissists. They neglected you. They subjected you to abuse. They stood by and did not care when you were sexually abused. That kind of bullshit.
So, I’m in intensive therapy as my parents did me dirty. I’m so fucked up that I got caught sucking dick out by the McDonald’s dumpster with a man that just got out of prison.

Panda Parents 

The exact opposite of Tiger parents or Tiger Mom/Dad. They are lazy and don't care much for what there kids do.
Dude his/her parents are total panda parents.
Panda Parents by slide street January 26, 2016