Thanksgiving Day Parade

Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).

Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

meatball parade

stuffing your dick into a girl's glory hole

"this meatball parade boutta get lit"

by meatballzz March 9, 2024

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

booby parade

Just tittys all up and down the street.

Hey guys! There's a booby parade in town this evening. Who's in?

by Shi-Thead December 7, 2021

Pride month celebration parade

The quickest way that a town lose all their HIV drugs

Toledo, Ohio had a huge Pride month Celebration parade . The HIV pride marchers descended like a horde of locusts on the all Toledo pharmacies for all the of Toledo's HIV drugs. The local Toledo fruitloops got sick due to the lack of HIV drugs.

by queensburykid November 19, 2023

Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

Piggy Parade

A bachelorette party. Espscially when these chicken heads, none of which are attractive, run around town with candy necklaces and straws that look like wieners.

Q. Did you see that group of skanks?
A. Yes. I saw the Piggy Parade pass through a few minutes ago.

by David Hastie January 13, 2009