Phanny Pack

An affix for the term Phan. Used when you’ve been through the deepest depths of Phan that you have forgotten what it’s like to be remembered. Being in limbo in the realm of Phan, you have created a life there keeping all of your sanity and precious possessions in your Phanny Pack.

Ben: Hey what’re you doing?

Lawn: Just making a bunch of nasty dip that I know no one will eat so I’m making it for the trash.

Ben: What’re you doing today?

…

Ben: #phan

…84 years later

Ben: Ah, what beautiful weather it is in this cave. I wonder what the sun is like. Come on Wilson, let’s go hunt for some Bloomin’ Onions. Where’s my Phanny Pack.

by Bennehftw December 8, 2022

pair of pacifiers

Noun
1. Big Breasts that are used to quiet a man who is panicking or questioning whether or not he should have sex with this particuliar woman. Usually reserved for cougars or women who havent had sex in a really long time
2. a pair of really big and scrumptious breasts used to seduce a man who is prone to moments of weakness.

Last friday night i got hella wasted and this cougar took me to her house and said she wanted to fuck my brains out. i was all for it untill i seen pictures of her son, who i go to school with, on her wall. I tried to tell her no and that it was un ethical but she pulled out her pair of pacifiers and i didnt say a word for the rest of the night.

by J. Garbo October 4, 2010

Drop a Care Package

(V) To have to go to the bathroom. Normally going #2.

"Hey man, I gotta go drop a care package. Do you know where the bathroom is?" - HHH

by xHotdwg94x April 19, 2011

Taliban Twelve Pack

When a seedy convenience store chops a case of beer in half, encloses each side with mailing tape, and sells them as individual twelve packs.

Johnny: "what the hell is this?" "it looks like a cannibalized case of beer with mailing tape for a handle."

Billy: "Sorry man, all they had at the store was Taliban Twelve Packs"

by dfreshc October 31, 2011

submitting my package

Though used primarily in the academic and government setting to describe the process of assembling required documents and forms to apply for certain positions, this term was originally coined as a more euphemistic means to describe sexual congress.

"If time allows later this evening I'll be submitting my package to Jodie."

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo May 1, 2014

hold my package no meat

hold the balls not his johnson

Linda hold my package no meat

by linda 1738 April 2, 2020

Shitbag Dad Package

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.

Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.

by Alex Blaine May 26, 2021