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Soggy Chinese Phonebook

When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.
"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"
by Waylin May 11, 2015
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Before my phone dies

This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does
Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies

Boy - text me before my phone dies
by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox June 13, 2018
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cell phone

A device that everyone owns and bitches about, at the same time.
"That guy with the cell phone is so obnoxious for talking on this train...wait, I got call waiting! Can you hear me?! Can you hear me now?!!!!"
by TiberiusJulius February 16, 2005
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phone gnome

The gnome that steals your phone when you get high.
Aww man, four of us have lost our phones! Dang, the phone gnome got you good!
by Luke the Shiny German February 1, 2009
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phone

1. apparatus for the average teenage daughter to talk about incoherent things for hours on end.

2. something that will haunt you if you owe money to the government, bank loans, loan sharks, friends, accidents at the local pet store you work for, or perhaps your school for the mysterious fire.
1. "Shannon... GET OFF THE PHONE!"

2. "No Mr. Johnson, my son did not suck the hamsters up with a vacuum cleaner.
by Orphans January 11, 2005
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tuba phone

A device that is both a tuba, and a phone.
I want a tuba phone for christmas because its a tuba and a phone!
by freakazoid650 June 12, 2005
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jesus phone

slang term used for an iPhone
My $600 jesus phone fell out of my pocket.
by Junpei August 3, 2007
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