Irish privilege

All of the special rights and advantages granted to a person by virtue of their not having been aborted as a fetus.

"Lads, we wouldn't be here drinking at this pub today if not for our Irish privilege."

by Space Mason June 14, 2018

Caucasian Priveleged; Autism

Autistic Caucasiana benefit from Caucasian Privelege the most.

They are also the most likely to disproportionately harm people of color.

Autistic people with Caucasian provelefe having access to the matrix means that worthless autistic Caucasians can control the following in my life:

°How I love; the schools, police, governments and other institutions and authorities available to me

°What is available on social media; the people I am forced to interact with on a daily basis. Because of Caucasian privelege, the same racist autistic Caucasian can control thousands of accounts online AND thousands of dolla IN PERSON that Inhave to interact with

°My mind. I can not block them from contacting me anonymously.

°The mirrors and cameras; they are allowed to show me something that is Biologically impossible.

°Financiallu. They dictate the prices of food, clothing, entertainment, utilities and more. They also dictate financial institutions.

°The seasons. They don't believe in science, but can control the weather and seasons.

°My value as a human being and the value of my work. My work is priceless and award-winning; they wouldn't see it that way.

Caucasian Provelefe means that autistic, racist Caucasians can influence every part of my life, and there are no limits on them doing so.

Caucasian Priveleged; Autism. Autistic Caucasity means that I , as a girl of color, am forced to live in a society where I am the only one working. There are no resources for people of color; even the most intelligent, talented, perfect girl of color wouldn't be able to make it out of slavery if it weren't for non-Caucasians intervening.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 September 25, 2024

Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

by TorChimp May 22, 2017

privileged piss

When someone without a disability uses the handicap stall in the bathroom, purely because it’s larger than the other stalls.

My friend was taking a privileged piss yesterday when someone in a wheelchair came into the bathroom. She felt terrible when she got out of the stall.

by kyaat October 11, 2017

Privilege Pole

A white mans penis.

People are all different, some people love BBC, others love the Privilege Pole.

by imhypershadow July 18, 2018

privilege

an advantage given to one at birth that gives said person an advantage in life

"that rich kid is so privileged"

by Rotcrafter January 5, 2020

Privilege

A group of Karens.

There's a privilege at customer service demanding to speak to the manager.

by 3d0g May 26, 2020