Pork Snuggy

A pork snuggy is when an obese female takes her fat roles and uses them to stroke the erect penis of the male. All of this takes place while wrapped up in a snuggy such as one seen on tv.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are you dating that chick, she's huge."

Guy2: "What can i say, I'm a chubby chaser. That and she gives a great pork snuggy."

Guy1: "Oh my god, stop, that's discusting!!!"

by G.Joe16 May 5, 2010

Pork Roast

The act of two men having sex at the same time with a hideously ugly woman. A variation of a threesome, it only becomes a pork roast if the girl is a complete munter. Often, the ritual of a Pork Roast is ended by throwing the girl's jeans out of the window, completing her humiliation.

"I slipped it up her arse while she sucked my mate off... afterwards we got rid of her by chucking her jeans out the window. Man that was a pork roast I'll never forget."

by Geordie Lass August 30, 2006

Pork on Toast

The act of a male getting his erect penis and laying it in between the vaginal flaps of a female to achieve the visual of "Pork on Toast"

I asked Jenny before i slipped it in if she wanted some "pork on toast.."

by Chelsee Jensen January 11, 2008

pork oil

Practically unacknowledged existence of highly porky smelling oil secreted around the anus - avoid showering for a few days to discover this. Can be smeared under the nose of a fellow camping / dormitory occupant as a punishment.

Other 'oils' exist - discover and enjoy......
Lamb oil - found in the pubes,
Cheese oil - found between toes esp. athletes foot
Bacon & onion oil - armpits
Chicken oil - hair!
Prawn oil - earns, esp if infected.

I taught the arsewipe not to snore, I gave him a pork oil moustache.

by Brucester September 10, 2006

Pork Pies

Cockney rhyming slang for 'lies'

who's been tellin porkies? (pork pies)

by sunshiyong November 26, 2010

Pork Cork

A sexual act in where to grown menstand toe to toe and insert their penises into a pringles can full of warm Nacho Cheese. They then begin to hump until they each cum at which time they pour the contents on nacho cheeps and chow down. The resulting food product is known as "Machos."

"Hey, you in the mood to do the Pork Cork?"

by Charles Wrona September 30, 2006

Pork chop nigga

A nigga in a pork chop that fucks you in the ass if you bleed your gay alex is gay alex is gay alex is gay alex is gay

Alex bleed out his ass hole he had a pork chop nigga

by Hongpong December 11, 2019