plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.

Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.

by Imalevolent February 21, 2019

Plastic fork

An iron tool used to show reflection

Go watch that plastic fork

by Destyn msrie July 4, 2021

Hot Plastic

Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he can feel a warm,tingling sensation.A man can also suck the hot plastic(heated dildo)as if he was sucking another man's dick.Hot plastics usually come in many different colors or different shades of skintones.

Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he E.g "He let me put my hot plastic in his ass last night"

E.g "im going to make him suck my hot plastic."

by Allyssaboo November 3, 2018

Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 7, 2020

plastic dinosaur

something u shove in someone's dick

person 1: hey
person2: hey
person 1: want a plastic dinosaur in ur in dick
person2: why not

by nessie-bitch November 20, 2020

plastic popcorn

The slang term for cocaine. Predominantly used people in the movie industry.

I did so much plastic popcorn while working on the set of spongebob.

by Kampaine April 2, 2016

ditch the plastic

Commonly associated with train hopping culture, ditch the plastic refers to a great escape through hitchhiking.

Leaving behind the false comforts of a society run by suits and corporate robots.

I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit, I'm gonna ditch the plastic with a few friends.

by 9th August 31, 2018