the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

Pet behavior

A person who follows and/or obeys another person they befriend/like

“He only has a problem with me because Miranda has a problem with me”
“Hmm, sounds like pet behavior”

by Izzywaglizzy June 26, 2021

Skin Pet

If cats and dogs are fur babies, actual babies must be skin pets.

Hey, did you hear, Jessica's pregnant with her second skin pet!

Hey, nice skin pet you got there.

by Pyra420 April 22, 2023

Pet Rape

When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.

Bro I didn’t want to pet my dog so she decided to just pet rape me

by Mr Smarty Oants August 7, 2021

Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.

Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022

petting zoo

a word for a strip club or a gentlemen club

1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz

2: bye O.G nigga stay low

by g-lowlife February 17, 2022

pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard

Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!

by Tommybean September 2, 2019