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Penal Fly

The act, or skill, of getting a common house fly to land on the tip of the penis. The subtle movements caused by it's tiny legs have been known to bring on ejaculation.

You can also try and coax the fly inside the penis, for inner shaft stimulation.

NB: Never try with a wasp.
Carl: Have you ever tried penal fly mate?
Rick: Yea, I tried it post anal as I had a few noticeable poo nuggets on my bell, small sure, but they were there. I Laid there for an hour, nothing. By this time i was soft and stank of shit so I had a shower.
by Rudoji January 21, 2017
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Penalty box

The period of time from when your server asks to take your order and you say you need more time, until the server actually returns to your table to take your order.
Server: "May I take your order?"
Megan: "I'm not ready. Can you come back in 2 minutes?"
Server: "Of course. Take your time."
5 minutes later when everyone has been ready to order:
Dylan: "We're in the penalty box now. Is the server ever coming back?"
by J Steelflex June 5, 2017
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pedal sex

Pedal sex is when you use your feet to play with someone else's feet (under a table)
Ron, stop having pedal sex with me.
by sandooo August 14, 2018
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penal gay

Being gay in the penis.
Or liking it when men’s cocks touch yours.
Doctor.”I’m afraid the results are in sir, you have penal gay.”
Sir” Is my anus okay?”
by WhiteboyWalton August 16, 2018
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Pedal Porn

When a subject, usually a sufferer of G.A.S., spends their free time watching any number of Youtube music channels for all the gear demos and reviews they can't get their hands on. Will often be seen browsing Reverb or Ebay for deep deals to soothe their needs.
Dude, why did you buy a Metalzone?
Well, it was just too good a deal and you never know when you might need one
Quit lying. Its all that Pedal Porn. I saw you on Ola's channel checking it out. Plus I found the Phaser you were watching Andy from Reverb try out.
Okay, I like pedals but its not like I'm an addict
by Bass Man Space Man March 26, 2020
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penalty system

the absolute fucking nightmare encountered when playing gran turismo sport
fuck the penalty system, seriously
penalty system:
Punt someone off track: NO PENALTY
Rammed off track: 5 SECOND TIME PENALTY AND SLOW DOWN FOR 1 SECOND
by the_UD_traveller October 6, 2020
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Perales

A SUPER ATTRACTIVE MEXICAN FAMILY THAT ALWAYS HAS YOUR BACK, NEVER STOP RELYING ON PERALES.
Hey that person looks really nice!

It’s probably a perales
by Awkward cousin contact June 17, 2021
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