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Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition
MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker
by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020
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pecker track flag

A pecker track flag is a face towel or rag flown an automobile antenna after an amorous encounter in a car.
Steve let everyone know he got it by flying a pecker track flag on his antenna.
by Angel of the Morning January 16, 2021
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Indian Pecker Bomb

It's a blow job with a mouth lined with chili powder.

Also commonly referred to as an IPB.

If an IPB is performed correctly, the recipient usually ejaculates instantly.
Ajeet: "Hey Sanjeet, did you convince Amrita to give you an Indian Pecker Bomb?"

Sanjeet: "Yes, I did. I have to tell you though, my dick was on fire. But, it was great."
by f_oggy February 17, 2009
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Pecker lips bitch

Someone who is so annoying that they must suck dick for a living. Does not imply Gayhood. Merely a modifyer for how annoying someone is.

For instance, Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights.
He is not gay but finds himself at the business end of a cock.
His foolish drug-addled behavior gets him into the trouble that turns him into a cocksucker. Hence, he is being a Pecker Lips Bitch.
Phineas was puffing peckers with a pernicious gusto, therefore he is a Pecker lips bitch.
by Stoogin-Poogins August 10, 2006
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Dagger pecker tattoo

A tattoo of a dagger that a guy gets on his pecker ususlly after he has raped someone and/or had major sex.

In some circles if guys find out you got it without earning it they will remove it the hard way.
John's got a dagger pecker tattoo.
by Deep blue 2012 January 28, 2010
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Orange Pecker Syndrome

aka "O.P.S."; (n) a not-so-rare skin condition that develops when an individual spends the day watching porn and eating Cheetos.
"Jim lost his job; I'm afraid he's at risk for O.P.S."
by Kristomie Wagmaster April 19, 2005
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turtle pecker

A turtle pecker describes any man's penis that is more of a grower than a shower. A penis that when seen limp appears to not have a head at all because it is tucked into the foreskin.
I am not sure that I will be able to fuck Kevin again, after we finished and he was getting dressed, I noticed that he had a turtle pecker!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
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