shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023

Bottom shelf deckie

A way to use a snus by putting the snus into your foreskin.

Have you ever tried a bottom shelf deckie?

by YVLdoja January 3, 2025

ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.

Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?

by Strive30005 September 20, 2017

locker shelf

Another phrase for "Her rack"

That girls locker shelf is on point! Look at them boobs!

by Fartdooder January 23, 2017

Shelf

A unit of a man, very solid individual.

Oi gdem, Dave is built like a shelf.

by wettiebix September 10, 2020

shelf up

Someone who is not quite an alchoholic. A person that drinks daily but has yet to start buying bottom shelf liquor.

Hey you wanna split a liter of Evan Williams? No man your a shelf up I worry about you sometimes.

by BFG42 July 28, 2015

clearing the shelf

to sleep with all the men available

Girl, I wanted a man but you clearing the shelf.

by the smexy ass bish May 12, 2020