Octopuss

Verbe:Having sex with 8 women at the same time

Can we do octopuss?

by Thehomoesthomo March 11, 2018

Octopissy

Medical condition defined by the dire need to urinate shortly after the rapid consumption of 7-7.5 pints of alcoholic beverage.
Symptoms include: slurring of speach, swelling of the lower abdomen leading to acute pain in said area. And occasionally in cronic cases, vomiting on footwear

Budge out mate, the octopissy's kicking in. Where's the small room?

by WainyC70 September 10, 2018

Octopussior

A type of fetish or porn where women are involved with octopus. A type of beastiality. It has ancient Japanese roots. Now in the 21st century is the center of jokes.

That Belle girl sure has a thing for octopussior. She's an odd one.

by Childrenrthafuture June 30, 2019

Octopussies

The non-pretentious way of pluralizing octopus.

Wow! That right here is a shit load of octopussies in that aquarium.

by Obombo February 22, 2022

octopussing

getting a live octopus and allowing the tentacles to enter any of your holes, can be done by man or woman

'i was octopussed last night, it went up my bum.' can be pronounced octopussed, octopussing and octopussy, man or woman can partake in this activity.

by fredkandjlb January 7, 2026

The Octopussian Tar Wobbler

When 8 grown men insert their penis inside of 1 women’s vagina while bathing in tar and using dead octopus in a homosexual manner with each other.

“My family partook in the act of The Octopussian tar wobbler while I was absent from town. Really wish I could’ve joined in”

by HerpesWarrior July 31, 2025

Octipussen

In a business environment:
One who is multi-tasking, multi-task events.
One who uses every extremity and oraface of their body to remain in control of their business environment.

The receptionist called in, the office manager was at a funeral, and the project manager had a vacation day. John, the Human recource manager, had to cover their jobs.
John was about dead when he came home, he was octipussen all day.

by slime ball February 9, 2009