tech support term
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.
by Pony Boy September 10, 2003

The dirtiest of the dirty, the most unattractive girl at the bar and your last option if you want to get laid that night. This girl is usually so unattractive 2am isn't enough time to drink to make her worth it, around 5 is when she becomes an option
Man i must have of been hammered last night i woke up next to a real piece of 5 o'clock slop.
see also road whore
see also road whore
by king dingaling89 October 26, 2010

That magical time in the afternoon when you are jonesing for some munchies before your blood sugar drops.
by Sir Devitt III January 10, 2017

When your internal alarm tells you to, "BEAT YO FUCKIN MEAT" quickly before you splooge in your pants with no interaction with yourself.
"Man it's just about beat meat o'clock".
"I cant wait for beat meat o'clock in the gal's locker room".
"I cant wait for beat meat o'clock in the gal's locker room".
by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019

3 days' worth of 5 o'clock shadow
by Darren Hill March 26, 2008

the prompt 4:54pm Friday evening arrival of a certain visitor with a critical (due today) case that has been sitting on that visitor’s desk for 5 months and 29 days – yet needs to be out today!
F: Damn, I can't make the party tonight! I just got 5 o'clock blocked by one of my bosses! I'll be pulling another all-nighter tonight!
G: 5 o'clock-blocked again!? That excuse is getting old.
G: 5 o'clock-blocked again!? That excuse is getting old.
by 5 o'clock-blockee September 16, 2011

Usually a big fag or crack head with long, greasy hair slicked back with the top half in a pony tail.
~Dude, see that kid doin a line off the toilet seat?
-yeah
~What a douche...
-I know, look at his 12 O'Clock Pony, what a fagget.
-yeah
~What a douche...
-I know, look at his 12 O'Clock Pony, what a fagget.
by Jacka May 20, 2008
