twelve o'clock flasher

tech support term
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.

We've got a twelve o'clock flasher

by Pony Boy September 10, 2003

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5 o'clock slop

The dirtiest of the dirty, the most unattractive girl at the bar and your last option if you want to get laid that night. This girl is usually so unattractive 2am isn't enough time to drink to make her worth it, around 5 is when she becomes an option

Man i must have of been hammered last night i woke up next to a real piece of 5 o'clock slop.

see also road whore

by king dingaling89 October 26, 2010

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3 o'clock drop

That magical time in the afternoon when you are jonesing for some munchies before your blood sugar drops.

Steve: Hey wat up with Ryan?

Dan: He is about to 3 o'clock drop , get the fool some Doritos STAT.

by Sir Devitt III January 10, 2017

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Beat Meat o'clock

When your internal alarm tells you to, "BEAT YO FUCKIN MEAT" quickly before you splooge in your pants with no interaction with yourself.

"Man it's just about beat meat o'clock".
"I cant wait for beat meat o'clock in the gal's locker room".

by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019

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15 o'clock shadow

3 days' worth of 5 o'clock shadow

Dude, shave and shower - you're sporting a 15 o'clock shadow!

by Darren Hill March 26, 2008

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5 o'clock block

the prompt 4:54pm Friday evening arrival of a certain visitor with a critical (due today) case that has been sitting on that visitor’s desk for 5 months and 29 days – yet needs to be out today!

F: Damn, I can't make the party tonight! I just got 5 o'clock blocked by one of my bosses! I'll be pulling another all-nighter tonight!

G: 5 o'clock-blocked again!? That excuse is getting old.

by 5 o'clock-blockee September 16, 2011

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