nub armor

The flap of skin that protects a womans' clitoris, designed to protect the delicate flower of womanhood from the brute bumbling force of man. The nub armor is essential in protecting a woman's greatest treasure: as there are over 200 nerve endings (we like to call them "little friends")

Oh my god, are you ok?
Yeah, the ball hit me in the nub armor!

by Lady Jay August 6, 2006

stfu nub

shut the fuck up noob

stfu nub

by DA SHIZNIT May 18, 2004

sports nub

an overgrown or excessively large clitoris usually due to too much testoserone or steroid use

ie: Chyna
Wow, that bitch's sports nubis bigger than my wang!

by AlSimp November 26, 2006

nub in the tub

An insult used to describe intelligent people who have done something very newb-like. While they are normally capable, smart human beings, on some occasions they act like a nub.

See also test tube newb.

Sean was being a nub in the tub today--he even lit the wrong end of his cigarette.

by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007

Nub Lover

(n.) One who has a fetish with nubs from amputated limbs.

Damn, I always knew Jeff was a nub lover...especially when he married Peggy the pirate.

by Thor November 5, 2004

nub points

The points given to a nub for lack of skill.
The more points given the worse the nub.

Steve got killed? 500 nub points for him!
Ryan gets 1000 nub points for for losing to that nub.

by tehboobinator May 2, 2006

joy nub

the small tracking device located in the middle of some laptop keyboards, used as a small area replacement to a mouse or touchpad.

I love working a joy nub, it is a shame they aren't standard equipment on more laptops these days...

by Low G Man April 15, 2007