stfu nub

shut the fuck up noob

stfu nub

by DA SHIZNIT May 18, 2004

nub armor

The flap of skin that protects a womans' clitoris, designed to protect the delicate flower of womanhood from the brute bumbling force of man. The nub armor is essential in protecting a woman's greatest treasure: as there are over 200 nerve endings (we like to call them "little friends")

Oh my god, are you ok?
Yeah, the ball hit me in the nub armor!

by Lady Jay August 6, 2006

sports nub

an overgrown or excessively large clitoris usually due to too much testoserone or steroid use

ie: Chyna
Wow, that bitch's sports nubis bigger than my wang!

by AlSimp November 26, 2006

nub in the tub

An insult used to describe intelligent people who have done something very newb-like. While they are normally capable, smart human beings, on some occasions they act like a nub.

See also test tube newb.

Sean was being a nub in the tub today--he even lit the wrong end of his cigarette.

by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007

Nub Lover

(n.) One who has a fetish with nubs from amputated limbs.

Damn, I always knew Jeff was a nub lover...especially when he married Peggy the pirate.

by Thor November 5, 2004

nub points

The points given to a nub for lack of skill.
The more points given the worse the nub.

Steve got killed? 500 nub points for him!
Ryan gets 1000 nub points for for losing to that nub.

by tehboobinator May 2, 2006

dans nub

The genetalia of a man you know is lacking in the downstairs department. Therefore it is a nub.

When he pulled down his pants, i knew it was a dans nub.

by Banana potato March 15, 2015