broken fake

1. when someone claims to have broken their ankle when it is clearly not true.
2. can replace more offensive explatives.

1. he's just a pussy, broken fake leg.
2. BROKEN FAKE!!!!!

by nut_fuck January 12, 2004

broken tool

Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.

Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.

by Straemer October 5, 2007

Broken NPC

A unplayable character in a video game who doesn't provide anything to the story but still stands out in a strange way. Usually Providing funny moments that video games can only provide.

Mark: OMG! did you see that guy fly off the map? Lmao.
John: Yeah must be a Broken NPC.

by IEatFarts January 31, 2017

Broken Pony

A Broken Pony is the name given to a sex position in which when having anal sex in a doggy style position with someone, just at the moment of climax you put all your weight on their back, forcing them down, splaying their legs and tightening their sphincter muscle thus increasing pleasure.

He's going to be my Broken Pony

Oh man! Did you hear Sandy totally broken ponied that lass last night? The dog.

by thediscohorse April 27, 2021

broken horny

When you are terrified of having sex with the wrong woman that will add issues to your life.

I'm in a broken horny state of mind.

by Black_fox January 2, 2018

Broken Bob

A blob of goo sometimes reffered to as a 'bone slash.' This can cause hypothermia in the rectum.

Person 1: 'Look dude! That guys gushing from his ass!'

Person 2: Don't worry, he just has a Broken Bob.

by The Broken Slash December 19, 2008

broken door

When you door is broken

You seem to have a broken door

by Please End My Life September 9, 2018