Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat
Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce
by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021
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Nonce Patrol

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol
by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019
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economy nonce

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people
Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo
by Bigmanmave September 06, 2023
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Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
by Roodler June 26, 2022
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Nonce Security

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'
"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."
by Juzst November 08, 2020
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murder nonce

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
by ~hlumi January 22, 2018
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Nonce world order

Biggest gang of pedophiles in the universe. They are known to take captives and force them to lie about their age.
"Nonce world order is recruiting more pedophiles to join them"
by Ss4lyf June 15, 2022
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