Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

Nonce

A jolly good fellow

The man down the road is a nonce

by GirlyPoo May 18, 2021

nonce

(pronounced näns) meaning nine times as much (etc. once, twice, thrice, quance, quince, seice, sence, ocense)

"I've been accused of theft damn near nonce!"

by kruto February 5, 2023

Nonce

a super cool, beautiful, handsome, charismatic, financially free, loving, caring, beautiful individual who is 6 ft full of an amazing personality.

you look like a nonce

by Congrats MrBeast April 19, 2022

nonce

someone who like to look/touch/molest kids

wow is that jake paul the nonce
don't tell me he's noncing again

by KSI/FAN December 23, 2020

nonce

when sean looks at little girls

"look at him, seans a nonce taking photos of little girls"

by tjmmmmmurphy March 29, 2020

Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025