Quarter Bar of Death

Only experienced by people who use instant streaming by Netflix.

A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.

After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load

Looks like this:

|||||_____________

"God damn it I've been trying to watch Workaholics but keep getting the Quarter Bar of Death"

"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"

by Ms. Paul Kemp February 14, 2012

mopped the quarter deck

when you get shit faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your turd on the floor.

Justin: OmGZ!! Emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! I just puked all over the bathtub 2!! Were so bad ass dude!!

Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.

by daddy v August 3, 2010

Quarter pounder with cheese

An anorexic woman with a yeast infection.

i went to mcdonalds and i ate a quarter pounder with cheese.

by jiggy fly May 11, 2004

quarter inch killer

One whos penis is a quarter inch... usally used as a diragatory twards that rather small penis

your boyfriend has a quarter inch killer

by pugggs January 11, 2005

Quarter Back Sneak

To have sex with your chick then walk away about 2 minutes in. Three hours later tackle her to the ground and carry on with the sexy times.

Mary: Where did you get them bruises from Sandra?
Sandra: Shaun gave me the quarter back sneak last night,
the little bastard.
Mary: The fucker! Adam did that the other day to me, got me whilst I was ironing and burnt me ricker on the iron!

by sean voyle November 8, 2007

Quarter After Six

A sex position in which the woman's body position resembles the hands of a clock when it's 6:15. This is typically achieved with the woman assuming a bent over stance.

Last night I Quarter After Six'ed Lauren on the kitchen table.

by SMD486 August 21, 2009

Quarter Ounce

A Quarter ounce is generally used to describe approximately 7 grams of cannabis as a slang term, also known as a 'dime bag' and is generally costing between $10-$25 dollars depending on where you live.

Henry knows a guy that knows a guy that sells quarter ounces for ten bucks !

by Moosealoose April 30, 2010