by Nyan sans February 28, 2017

by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017

A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"
by CommunisticWeeb420 December 28, 2018

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."
by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018

The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.
by kyw3directconn October 22, 2011

A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.
Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!
Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!
Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!
Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
by DarthGyro October 18, 2016
