A too small of a town near the coast of Jersey, surrounded by Little Silver and Red Bank. Occupied by rich familes with housewives who have nothing better to do than gossip to other moms. Rarely you'll see a mom who actually works for a living.
School is too small (K-8) and tries to stick to "traditions", which results in a terrible and embarrassing 8th grade graduation. A few of the teachers are actually nice, while others are crazy pedophiles.
Two groups of girls- the skinny bitches who hang out with the skinny bitches in Little Silver. And the somewhat normal group, who (according to the bitches) are losers and don't have a life. The boys are immature and full of themselves and don't know how to associate with the opposite sex.
WARNING: Don't move to Shrewsbury.
School is too small (K-8) and tries to stick to "traditions", which results in a terrible and embarrassing 8th grade graduation. A few of the teachers are actually nice, while others are crazy pedophiles.
Two groups of girls- the skinny bitches who hang out with the skinny bitches in Little Silver. And the somewhat normal group, who (according to the bitches) are losers and don't have a life. The boys are immature and full of themselves and don't know how to associate with the opposite sex.
WARNING: Don't move to Shrewsbury.
Student 1: Hey, where do you live?
Student 2: ........Shrewsbury, New Jersey....... but I'm not one of the bitches!
Student 1: Yeah Shrewsbury is known for that- and their gossiping moms.
Student 2: ........Shrewsbury, New Jersey....... but I'm not one of the bitches!
Student 1: Yeah Shrewsbury is known for that- and their gossiping moms.
by walkandtalk January 13, 2011
Get the Shrewsbury, New Jerseymug. When a female counterpart gently puts your testicles in her mouth during oral sex and the viscously bites down on them.
My girl was goin down on me last night and then that bitch gave me the New Jersey Nutbuster. Now I can't zip my pants cuz my nuts are so swollen.
by SW 213 homies April 8, 2009
Get the New Jersey Nutbustermug. When a guy breaks up with a girl by just cutting off all communication to a girl out of the blue. The girl then wonders if they are broken up or not.
Kasey was upset that her boyfriend wouldn't talk to her and is wondering whether they had broken up or not. Little did she know, her boyfriend The Situation, had pulled a New Jersey Breakup on her.
by EvilGingerMan September 13, 2010
Get the New Jersey Breakupmug. While preforming a 69, right as your start to cum, you slide down her body jizzing as you go down. Creating white strips that look like road lines.
by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011
Get the New Jersey Highwaymug. This is when a man sticks the head of his penis into the woman anus, then urinates. The feces and urine then mix together. The man will then pull out and collect the conetents into a glass thus making a New Jersey snowcone. Drinking/eating the contents would be "pulling" a New Jersey snowcone
by Justin Owen May 18, 2008
Get the New Jersey Snowconemug. a new jersey hotdog is a term when a girl is giving a blow job and the man starts peeing in her mouth
scullarycharge got his dick sucked but since the girl was a slut, he started peeing in her mouth because she said its sterile and she likes the taste of urine, and because she has never done a new jersey hotdog.
by scullarycharge May 19, 2009
Get the new jersey hotdogmug. The very common type of hair style possessed by more than half of the young male age group in the New Jersey area
1. Those fags from growing up gotti have new jersey fades
2. I tried hitting on this skeezer but she told me she does not talk to guys that do not sport a new jersey fade
2. I tried hitting on this skeezer but she told me she does not talk to guys that do not sport a new jersey fade
by ferculator January 8, 2007
Get the new jersey fademug.