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once you go white, you'll never have to fight

this means that once an asian girl (usually in a relationship) has sexual intercourse with a white man, her relationship will be so much better with a white king to fuck and please her that she'll never have to fight with her husband again. the white master will make sure she knows her place along with her pathetic asian husband. there will be routine cuckold sessions where the asian man will watch in shock and disbelief with just how big the white master's cock is as he makes his girlfriend cum 3 times in only a few minutes.

the term was made in the late 70s during the vietnam war. as soon as an asian woman would have sex with a white man, it would fix all the problems she had with her husband - meaning she'd never have to fight/argue with her husband ever again. this just goes to show the superiority of big white superior alpha male manly cock.
lily chi to her asian friends: "hey let me tell you this girls: once you go white, you'll never have to fight."
by iLikebTags June 2, 2022
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I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.
"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."
by The Professor July 11, 2004
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Never-nude

An obsessive-compulsive disorder similar to gymnophobia, which makes it very difficult for the sufferer to be naked. Many cope by always wearing short-cutoff jeans under their underwear, even in the shower. It sounds made up, but they are in fact real and hold yearly conventions and have meetings.

From the time never-nudism was identified in the early 1980s to 2018, there is an estimated 52 of them worldwide.
Guy 1: Dude, did you know Cruncher's girl has never seen him naked? They've been dating for two years, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Oh shit, you didn't know? Yeah, Cruncher's a never-nude.
by Red John's Friend October 8, 2019
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Screenshot or it never happened

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.
fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened
by bangfish September 22, 2009
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a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name
"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"
by les misanthrope November 27, 2012
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You'll never

-a phrase, commonly used by people who are followed by creepers, in an attempt to divert them away.
Mike: Hey ladies.

Woman: Don't bother. You'll never.

Mike: She wants me.
by Creeping always January 31, 2008
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The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!
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