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Law of Netflix

(noun) The principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about WILL walk in during THE ONLY sex scene in the movie you are watching. Law applies regardless of movie streaming service.
*Two people kissing on screen. One has pantyhose on their head*

Younger Brother: What. Are you...

Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...

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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*

Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.

*Le one shirtless scene EVER*
by teamfreewill May 24, 2013
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Netflix Nap

Drifting in and out of consciousness while watching random series or movies on Netflix.
We don't have class today so I will be taking a Netflix Nap for the rest of the day.

I took such a hard Netflix Nap my shows started to mix in with my dreams and before I knew it the Doctor was saving the cheerleader and the world again, after we were falling off a cliff tapdancing.
by Zwei 5 April 16, 2014
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Netflix job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch Netflix on the clock without fear of repercussions.
I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turned out to be a Netflix job.
by Invictus912 October 12, 2018
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Netflix Bait

A theatrical film release that, while expected to be entertaining, is not sufficiently interesting enough to entice you to travel to a movie theater. So instead, you wait for the movie to be released on your preferred streaming service (not necessarily Netflix).

In other words, a good movie that's not quite worth the high price of admission (and travel) to a theater. So just stream it instead.
Movie Watcher 1: The new Fast and Furious sequel looks amazing. But I feel like the franchise isn't offering anything new.

Movie Watcher 2: Agreed. Sounds like Netflix Bait. I can wait a few months to watch it.
by stanj85 August 19, 2018
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La Netflix

It’s a Mexican slang and the meaning is literally “la neta” “la verdad” or in English “to be honest” “sincerely
La Netflix no entiendo la clase de matemáticas

Tbh I don’t understand math class
by Alena C November 26, 2019
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Netflix and weed

The “Netflix and chill” (Netflix, sex and chill) but also with the added benefit of smoking some fine herbs.
Yo, Netflix and weed?
“Sure. I’ll bring the condoms.”
by Poopfeast420blzit September 6, 2019
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netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!
I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...
by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018
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