If you want to watch any specific movie at a given moment, whatever it is, it will not be available on Netflix.
I wanted to watch insert movie you want to watch right now so I checked it up on Netflix...it wasn’t there so I rented it on Amazon instead. (sigh) the netflix rule strikes again.
by Netdixs January 21, 2018
similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting, it's when you are drunk and add items to your netflix queue. you don't realize you added the items until you receive a dvd in the mail that you have no memory of requesting.
you go to the mailbox and open your red envelope ready to watch the next episode of "it's always sunny in philadelphia", only to find that you have "marley and me" instead. and you're like WTF! how did this shit get in my queue?! i must have been drunk netflixing last week.
by shae shae 614 August 06, 2011
The “Netflix and chill” (Netflix, sex and chill) but also with the added benefit of smoking some fine herbs.
by Poopfeast420blzit September 06, 2019
(noun) The principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about WILL walk in during THE ONLY sex scene in the movie you are watching. Law applies regardless of movie streaming service.
*Two people kissing on screen. One has pantyhose on their head*
Younger Brother: What. Are you...
Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...
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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*
Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.
*Le one shirtless scene EVER*
Younger Brother: What. Are you...
Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...
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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*
Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.
*Le one shirtless scene EVER*
by teamfreewill May 25, 2013
by Inc3st_g0at March 10, 2016
An acquired world view based solely on the documentaries featured on Netflix. Individuals tend to have little or sub-par post-high school education. Individuals tend to surround themselves with like minded individuals (see "Circle Jerk") and very rarely read. They also tend to ride fixed-gear bicycles and hang in urban coffee shops and almost always vote as liberally as possible.
Person A: "And then he said we would be much better off if we would stop ignoring the greatest minds of our time, like Neil degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye".
Person B: "Was he joking?"
Person A: " No, he was really serious. He must have a Netflix Education."
Person B: "Was he joking?"
Person A: " No, he was really serious. He must have a Netflix Education."
by Blu_Portal April 07, 2016
by Wc1249 February 28, 2016