Chio-ness

Chio-ness.

Root word: Hokkien. Chinese Dialect characters for spicy pretty lady. Chio-Bu. Bu is lady. Chio is rude description of pretty with tinge of spiciness. Attracts the opposite gender known as Chee Hong Kia. Kia is kid. Chee Hong means lustful, both the open and secret types are implied.

Definition. Perceived level of prettiness and spiciness combined. Not simple beauty alone.

Along a dodgy dark alley among cheap hotels, a man said to his gang of boys, "The chio-ness of girls are not defined by nationality. You prefer Koreans, I prefer Vietnamese. Chio-ness is subjective."

by Huemen November 6, 2025

Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.

Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.

by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025

Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.

Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.

by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025

Stealth UD-Ness

The definition is that any user that uses Stealth Private will be blessed with life long lasting ud-ness

Yo Dude, I Bought Stealth Private And I'm Forever Blessed With Stealth UD-Ness

by StealthUD November 19, 2025

don't ness this mess

A nicer way to say "I don't need this shit." In this context, ness is short for necessary.

I missed the bus and my Uber is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late and I really don't ness this mess.

by oshibka November 29, 2025

Give-a-frick-ness

The act of giving a frick over a certain subject

This is supposed to solicit our sympathy and give-a-frick-ness

by HilnaVunner January 25, 2025

Alexis Ness

Micheal Kaiser's lap dog but that's ok cause i still love him even if he a bit too delusional <333

Rando: hey i have smth to tell you.....
Me: oh what is it..
Rando: I-i love alexis ness!
Me: Same!!! AHHH twins

Alexis Ness: *thinking about how kaiser left his sorry ass*

by chipsandflowerss3434 February 17, 2025