Narcojoule

A fictional unit of measurement used to quantify the intensity of a psychoactive high, especially one induced by dissociatives, sedatives, or other mind-altering substances. The more narcojoules, the deeper the user is into altered perception, body load, or mental fog.

“Bro took one hit too many — he’s pushing at least 900 narcojoules right now.”
“That edible hit me with the force of 3,000 narcojoules. I forgot how arms work.”

by Matopatofato June 1, 2025

Narcoleptic Narquisha

A middle aged woman who falls asleep at her job.

What do you want me to call her? Narcoleptic Narquisha? She sleeps at her desk all day!

by Extra_Virgin_0liveOil June 3, 2025

Narco-Terrorism

Attack on a country justified by making up drug smuggling issue and comparing it to terrorism, despite producing said drugs on home soil.

Nicolas Maduro has been charged with Narco-Terrorism Conspiracy.

by Urbancabbage January 3, 2026

Narco Pussy

When a woman is on narcotics and can’t orgasm due to the effects of the narcotics. Equivalent to whiskey dick in men.

I worked my ass off last night but that Narco pussy just wouldn’t let her orgasm.

by Chise33 January 9, 2026

Nasty Nardoe

The sexual act of using grape jelly, a strawberry condom and a night full of regrets.

Misty got nasty nardoed last night, she smells wonderful but it's gonna take days to get that jelly out.

by NastyNardoe January 22, 2017

Wallet Narcophobia

The fear of narcotics accidentally falling out of your wallet. Usually in a public place. Could also be associated with losing something of value by accident.

I got a major case of wallet narcophobia when I opened my wallet that contained a small baggie with a white substance that I forgot about until I was at register being watched while I nervously fumbled around to get the bank card and potentially revealing the evidence to the store clerk and patrons.

by Neptune14 May 14, 2020

trans nardo

Nardo but trans.

"TRANS NARDOO"

by tranzznardo September 13, 2022