victory nap

1. (noun) Lasting anywhere from two minutes to more than eight hours, a coma-like sleep induced by the culmination of sexual activity.
Non-gender specific.

2. (verb) The act of victory napping.

1. (n.) "Hey, after your victory nap, you're definitely cooking me breakfast."

2. (v.) "Last night was so much fun, I victory napped until this morning, making myself late for work because I hadn't set an alarm."

by miellyn August 24, 2006

nigger nap

noun: an overly long nap taken after midday. Usually between 4 - 6 hours.

Since Jamal lost his job, he's been taking excessive nigger naps.

by beansz069 August 18, 2009

Matt Nap

When one takes a short nap during work hours in the handicap toilets.

Matt's just of having a Matt Nap

by The Hound of Slaughter September 16, 2007

fruit naps

Verb: to take all the fruit from your kitchen and put it in/on your bed and nap with the fruit. Preferbly with a sibling.

Peter and Kerrin took fruit naps

by tara kun July 5, 2007

Nap Rape

The act of cuddling up to a sleeping person when they are not expecting you.

she could not believe it, she fell asleep alone, yet woke up with a strange arm covering her body...could it be nap rape?

by Nap Raper October 25, 2010

nigger nap

A nigger nap is a way of sleeping while you are at work. It is when you go to the bathroom and sleep while standing in front of the urinal so that it looks like you are taking a piss. Be careful to not fall. Niger naps are not very comfortable or easy to accomplish but one is tired enough, one might be able to pull it off.

Hey James, I'm gonna go take a nigger nap. If the boss asks where I am, tell him I went to take a piss.

by Needles_Of_Agony November 10, 2007

meat nap

meat nap (n): The nap one takes after ingesting a large amount of meat. Usually preceded by meat sweats.

Dave took an awesome meat nap after that all you can eat BBQ dinner.

by Move Fast September 24, 2013