mystery

mother bashing newbie

it's a mystery that he didnt knock his mother the fuck out

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Mystery Horn

n. Slang. Any homemade drug paraphernalia (i.e., pop bottle bongs, Pringles can bongs, etc.) Used in reference to the mystery horn from "The Grand Wazoo," by Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention. Region: American Midwest (Michigan)

This isn't even a Mystery Horn. It's just a ball of duct tape, dude!

by callinghome November 1, 2004

mysterium

a confusing and impossible to understand situation or place. Very complex. Only nerdy niggas will have a chance to understand a mysterium. Everybody else don't even try, your head will explode.

James: "Yo Will, girls are a mysterium. I'm trying to figure out why they crazy as hell"
Will: "You better stop man before your head explodes. Shit's crazy"

by Smart Nigga 18 August 22, 2008

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

A game franchise spin-off that gave you an existential crisis at the age of 10 years old.

"I... I just finished Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky, I'm just gonna cry in this corner now."

by SkyKidIsAwesome May 16, 2021

mystery woman

A guy who keeps disapearing everywhere. Like he's there and then he dissapeares off to somewhere else and you dont even see him leave. like you guys will be in starbucks then poof he's at mcdonalds
and its likek
wheres garrett go?
fuckin mystery woman

Garrett was a mystery woman
he was there
then over there
then over there
and we eventually just lost track of him xD

by chickennoodlesoupahah87 October 23, 2007

Mysterious

Aha, it's funny how you didn't get me straight away. In fact, you didn't guess me at all. I'm obvious, and I laughed when I heard you thought of Reece, James, Harrison or anyone else. You shood guess again,

I'm mysterious and you can't guess me

by Jrnhdbsksbsgvahsethnslhshwhwhg September 14, 2017

Mystery Muffins

A common term in the Hoffman Estates cafeteria refering the various vegetables thrown in muffins during the cooking proccess. They taste like cinnamon and probably won't hurt you... but don't always trust the lunch ladies....

Student #1: What the hell is the green stuff in this muffin?
Student#2: idk
Student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at muffin) Holy crap!! It's broccoli!
Student #2: Lucky, I got spinach.
Student #3: Damn mystery muffins.

by iamthepseudonym November 4, 2010